You Better Shape Up

Fear of Obama's Nazi Death Panel ("O.N.D.P.") is spreading across the country at a rapid rate. Even in Houston, routinely considered the fattest metropolitan center, citizens have begun preparing to make their case for life.

Recently, many of Houston's most overweight women attempted to show the O.N.D.P. they were on the path of becoming fit and productive members of society by embarking on some of the most grueling physical training sessions of all time. That's right, Jazzercise is back and like space travel Houston is leading the way. Check out this link and sit back in amazement.