What's Hot and What's not - August till January Predictions

WHAT'S HOT/WHAT'S NOT

1. No More Nut Play - What happened in these girls childhood that made them think that was an enjoyable experience? Obviously not talking to Daddy. The only feeling going on down there is pain, everything else is just uncomfortable. I can see nut play being huge in certain parts of the world where women can't show ankle. But how is it so popular here? The only guess is that girls mistake the on the back Robot dance most guys do during nut play as pleasure, well they are wrong its just plain uncomfortable. Something in the air tells me we see a huge drop in nut play in the year 2010.
2. Persol/Maui Jim - Recently Jay-Z said he might bring back Versace Shades (see below) but why bother he is already rocking the hottest sunglasses in the game? Already some of Houston's finest are wearing the ultra classic and ultimate style in the sunglass game. And the best part, unlike Ray Baun Way Farer's, the working class can't justify the 350$ starting price to wear them. Comparing Persol's to yuppie favorite Maui Jim feels ridiculous because they operate on such different levels. But, while Maui Jim's simply look like shit they will always have some market as they have become the new white pillow sheets for those with racial intolerance.
3. JAY-Z/LIl' Wayne - Yes white suburbia has spoken and their king is well known child star Lil' Wayne. But the suburbs are boring and their memories go quick, with the Blue Print 3 arriving in stores on September 11, 2009 people can stop pretending they like the "Lollipop Man" Lil' Wayne. No Longer will people have to pretend like the face tat'd child star Lil' Wayne has Swag. Jigga brings it back in September and people soon forget the Olsen Twin of Rap.