Sports Media Giant ESPN has now officially joined the league of child smut peddlers known as Teen and Child Beauty Pageants. All those sports fans tuning into ESPN from 2 to 4 hoping to hear about the upcoming NFL season or the MLB playoff race must have been disappointed to find out ESPN was showing baby faced 9 year olds playing some pretty sloppy baseball. Who in the world could have been excited about this programming? Answer this guy:
Thats right, John Mark Karr the ridiculously creepy pretend killer of JonBenet Ramsey. The continued success of these pageants and ESPN's entry into the child smut arena makes one think that no lessons have been learned from the death of JonBenet Ramsey. Let kids be kids. Children's sports are about kids having fun and feeding the egos of some over bearing parents. Let it be that, don't shove them on the TV screen because no one normal wants to watch that. Only guys like John Mark Karr.
Also, this doesn't include the National Sideshow (Scripps Spelling Bee) for three reasons: A) those kids deserve it for the work they put in, B) that shit is hilarious and C) those kids are too busted to attract the wrong kind of attention.
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